"Hell"          by The Squirrel Nut Zippers

                      Dm                    A

                   e ---5---           e ---5---

                   B ---6---           B ---5---      Rhythm = Straight up and down

                   G ---7---           G ---6---                   strum, emphasizing     

                   D ---7---           D ---7---                   first of every four    

                   A ---5---           A ---7---                 downstrokes

                   E ---5---           E ---5---                 3 measures Dm

                                                                         3 measures A    

                                                                           1 measure  Dm

                   (Chorus)

                   Dm

                   In the afterlife

                                                                  A

                   You could be headed for the serious strife

 

                   Now you make the scene all day   

                                                           Dm

                   But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay

                   (repeat)

 

                   People listen a-ttentively

                                                        A

                   I mean about future calamity

                   I used to think the idea was obsolete

                                                                              Dm

                   Until I heard the old man tappin’ his feet

 

                   Chorus (instrumental only)                                        

                                                                               

                   This is a place where eternally                 

                   Fire is applied to the body

                   Teeth are extruded and bones are ground                            

                   And made into cakes which are passed around

 

                   Chorus, Instrumental x2

 

                   Beauty, talent, fame, money

                   Refinement of skill and brain

                   But all the things you tried to hide.

                   Will be revealed on the other side

 

                   Chorus, Instrumental

 

                   Now the D and the A and the M and the N and the A and the T

                   and the I-O-N         

                   Lose your face, lose your name

                   Then  get fitted for a suit of flame      

                    (repeat)

                                                                   

                   Outro