If I
Had a Million Dollars Barenaked
Ladies
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If I
had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy
you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I
had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy
you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I
had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy
you a K-car (A nice reliant automobile)
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If I
had a million dollars, I'd buy your love
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If I had a million dollars, We'd build
a tree fort in our yard
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If I had a million dollars, You could help it wouldn't be that hard
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If I had a million dollars, We could
put like a little refrigerator in there (We could keep snacks and beverages)
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If I
had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy
you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I
had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy
you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu)
If I
had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy
you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones)
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If I
had a million dollars, I'd buy your love
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If I had a million dollars, We wouldn't have
to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars, We'd take a
limosine cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars, We wouldn't have
to eat craft dinner (but we
would. We'd just eat more)
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If I
had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy
you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
If I
had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy
you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I
had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy
you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
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If I
had a million dollars, I'd buy your love
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If I had a million dollars, If I had a
million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a
million dollars
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If I had a million dollars, I'd be rich