The No No Song      Ringo Starr
 
C  G  C  G
Ay ya ya ya  x2         B—1-0-3-0
 
  C           G                   F      C
A lady that I know just came from Colombia
    F                             C
She smiled because I did not understand
                           F
Then she held out some marijuana, uh-huh
    G                               C
She said it was the best in all the land
             C          
And I said, "No-no-no-no, I don't smoke it no more
                              G7
I'm tired of waking up on the floor
 
No thank you please, it only makes me sneeze
                                  C          C  G  C  G
Then it makes it hard to find the door"      Ay ya ya ya  x1
  C            G                   F        C
A woman that I know just came from Majorca, Spain
    F                             C
She smiled because I did not understand   (Paradse! Paradse! Hey!)  
                              F
Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine
    G                             C
She said it was the finest in the land
             C          
And I said, "No-no-no-no, I don't (sniff) no more
                              G7
I'm tired of waking up on the floor
 
No thank you please, it only makes me sneeze
                                  C         C  G  C  G
Then it makes it hard to find the door"     Ay ya ya ya  x2
  C               G                    F         C
A man I know just came from Nashville, Tennessee-o
    F                             C
He smiled because I did not understand
                                F
Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh-ho
    G                              C
He said it was the best in all the land  (And he wasn’t joking!)
             C          
And I said, "No-no-no-no, I don't drink it no more
                              G7
I'm tired of waking up on the floor
 
No thank you please, it only makes me sneeze
                                  C
Then it makes it hard to find the door"
              C          
Well I said, "No-no-no-no, I can't take it no more
                              G7
I'm tired of waking up on the floor
 
No thank you please, it only makes me sneeze
                                  C            G
Then it makes it hard to find the door"  Hey!