Drunk on Christmas - Jimmy Fallon

(Start singing on middle G)

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Christmas is a time, a special time of year

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For peace and joy and happiness, wonderment and cheer
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For opening your presents underneath the tree

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And spending countless hours with your fa-mi-ly
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That's why I'm drinking, drinking, drinking, I'm gonna drink all day

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I'm going home for Christmas and my family’s insane

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Just got to make it through the day, and there’s no other way

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Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas
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I can't be sober when I'm over, everyone's bipolar

C G
So cut the crap and get some jack, and put it in my soda

And make it strong enough to put a reindeer in a coma
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Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas
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I'm - headin’ home for the holiday season

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My dad’s got a stick up his ass for some reason

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My mother and my sister; they’re no longer speakin’

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And me, I’m drink-in’!

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Rumplemintz, by the shot, gin and tonic, yeah, why not?

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Black and tan, that’s my jam, Irish whisky I will slam.

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Jagermeister, Heffenreffer, Stella, Stoli and Budweiser

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Santa, Santa, Santa, I got the family blues

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Just fill my stocking full of vodka, any brand you choose

I need the Christmas spirit, and by spirit I mean booze

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Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas

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Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas

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Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk...

C G

On Christmas Dayyyy